I'm 36. I love pizza, coffee, and cruciferous vegetables. I live in Colorado.

 

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

Anonymous asked
Sick of fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminists like you

dajo42:

dajo42:

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

THANKS FOR INADVERTENTLY GIVING ME THE COOLEST TITLE EVER

I’M GONNA PUT THIS ON MY ABOUT ME PAGE

i’m not even gonna respond to the hateful part like you surely know you’re trash already i’m just gonna proudly be a fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

i’m assuming everybody who gave this notes also identifies as a fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist and is equally confused as to which of the many possible meanings the title could be referring to

Charm Mud Green Pearl Mask


Oh my god this smells horrible.

But I have high hopes! Memebox sent this in one of the latest boxes (luckybox 7) and it was one of the first things I wanted to try when I opened the box!This mask comes with a packet of powdered wormwood that you mix with the mud right before you put it on.

Memebox says:
“This mud pack is composed of mud extracted from ancient bedrocks and thus extremely rich in all sorts of natural deep sea minerals. It works to deep cleanse and tighten up your enlarged pores, leaving your skin silky soft and without visible pores and excess blackheads!”


But yeah, it smells really bad.